“Most Likely to Excel at Chicken Math” Christmas Shirt | Funny Chicken Lover Tee for Backyard Flock Addicts

🎄🐔 When you tell yourself “just one more hen,” but suddenly you’re calculating square footage for a second coop… you might be excelling at chicken math.

This hilarious Christmas chicken shirt is for anyone who knows that flock numbers are more of a suggestion than a limit. Perfect for holiday parties, barnyard brunches, or gifting to your favorite poultry enthusiast with a sense of humor.

⭐ Features:

• Super soft Bella+Canvas tee — comfy enough for all-day coop chores

• Unisex fit (size up for a relaxed, slouchy look)

• Professionally printed design that won’t crack or peel

• Available in festive colors like Kelly Green, Black, and Red

Perfect for:
✔ Chicken keepers who’ve lost count (sorry, not sorry)
✔ Holiday gifting for chicken moms & dads
✔ Laughing through your seasonal flock expansion

This T-shirt is:

• Made right: Bella+Canvas products are crafted in the U.S. and internationally in humane, no-sweatshop facilities. They’re Fair Labor Association members and Platinum WRAP Certified, ensuring high ethical and environmental standards.

• Soft comfort: Tear-away label for zero itch.

• Quality blend fabrics: 52% cotton, 48% polyester